Take my Mom—please!

By TC on Jun 3, 2008 | In Politics, Funny, Pop Culture | 3 feedbacks »

Chelsea covers Henny Youngman


"My Mom's a big-hearted girl with ankles to match."

"Lately she's been kind of down, so I told her she looks like a talent scout for a cemetery."

"Hey Mom, was that pants suit made to order? Where were you at the time?"

"Mom's campaign has been on a tight budget. So tight that my hotel room was so small, the mice were hunchbacked."

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Comment from: Scorpius [Visitor]
Man, it must really be tough. Now Hill's hittin' the sauce on stage.
06/03/08 @ 12:34
Comment from: TC [Member] Email
No kidding. My thoughts exactly.
06/03/08 @ 13:04
Comment from: sierrahome [Visitor] · http://www.johnnywahoo.com
Well the leftists had an evil witch and a socialist weasel. Ding dong the witch is dead and now it's time to work over the little weasel. Wonder how many times I'm gonna be called "racist" by some socialist twit attempting to step on my freedom of speech and sound judgment.

06/03/08 @ 15:54

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