Beer in the Headlights

Knock me over with a feather.

Would-be presidential assassin John Hinckley is a womanizing narcissist who juggles sexual relationships and "believes himself entitled to a life of leisure," according to federal prosecutors.

Hinckley maintains "fondling privileges" with one paramour, "rekindled" a relationship with a former girlfriend, has been "maintaining near simultaneous sexual relationships" with two women and "met a fourth woman" last year, according to the motion.

Wow. Weird. This is the man that shot Ronald Reagan, spurred the creation of a gun-grabbing organization and pushed Jodie Foster to become a lesbian. Given those credentials I find it very surprising that Hinckley could attract one woman to shag let alone juggle juggle a handful of them.

Fondling privileges? Say what? Is that akin to a "friend with benefits?"

I can just imagine if he's released from the mental hospital... Out will come the obligatory book and the much-touted appearances on Oprah, The View and Rachel Ray. He may even do a special prime time episode with Dr. Phil. Can you imagine the engaging discourse between Hinckley and Larry King?